A website that has corrupted many peoples lives, when people get corrupted by this it is called Like and Share syndrome. Symptoms of this are:

Constantly telling people how many views or likes they have.

Entering a short depressive state when a hateful comment or dislike appears on their post.

Telling their friends to go on Facebook, search up their profile and like every video on their posts section, then follow.

Often confuses everyday words with social media terms.
"I just looked at my facebook- I mean face in the mirror, I have tags- I mean bags, under my eyes
by us3r 14 July 12, 2022
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Its is the only app that most boomers use. They do not understand instagram but can understand facebook although it is much more confusing
Weather reporter- what are the best type of fireworks to buy.
Legend- wouldnt you like to know weather boy.
That conversation can be found on facebook
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A life degrading social media created by Satan
Hi I use Facebook and I have no life, just Facebook, only Facebook.
by Nyan sans February 28, 2017
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Facebook: A company that steals your informations and sells it

Facebook: A company that steals your content for money and doesn’t even give you any profit
Facebook Is Dumb
by CooperFaggott99 July 19, 2020
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A website where you can enter all your information and have it hacked and distributed to international companies without your consent for free.
I had a Facebook account, but Cambridge Analytica stole my information. Thanks Zuckerberg!
by imagoofygoober123 January 11, 2019
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A lame and simple social network website that hides the pages you followed, discourages socializing with new people, makes it impossible to find local people, and spams your screen with ads so that the CEO can get more money to build his fifteenth glass-walled house.
Don't socialize elsewhere or anywhere mate, just use Facebook, strap on your Facebook VR goggles and watch your friends on Facebook from a distance in stunning 5K 3D.
by M.W. Legends March 31, 2019
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The meme graveyard, as well as old people's twitter.
Middle-Aged Man: "So, I was stalking this little girl's facebook the other day..."
Teen: "Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, but that was just another middle-aged man disguised as a little girl."
by I Write Definitions! February 8, 2018
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