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face pussy 

The face of a man or a man's friend that has been so traumatized that one cannot distinguish between it and a bleeding pussy.
Joseph fell very hard on on his face and now he has a face pussy.
face pussy by sureshsharmz July 27, 2011

face pussy 

Like a chingina, which is a goatee that resembles female pubic hair, but even more reminiscent of a vagina. Often includes long, unkempt curly pubes.
Kevin: Look, Luke's got a chingina!
Mike: Shit, that's more of a face pussy.
face pussy by Mike-1983 August 13, 2008

face pussy 

A man's beard which is grown to extreme lengths and is unkempt in nature. Due to lack of proper beard maintenance, it develops an odor similar to a womans unwashed vaginal area.
You need to shave your face pussy, it's making the whole church smell!

face pussy 

N. Face Pussy- A long goatee that looks like a pussy
1.His face pussy is long and grey. 2. When he bites his nails, he looks like he is fingering his face pussy!
face pussy by James Oxbow February 12, 2018

Pussy Face 

Leaving the house after going down on a girl without washing your face.
Are you really going to work with pussy face?
Pussy Face by Jackfererer February 14, 2017

Pussy Face 

A guy that's a little bitch that cries about everything, or never wants to leave his house. Also used to describe a coward.
Awwww, did I hurt your feelings pussy face?

Quit being such a pussy face and let's go get some fucking beers.

That dude is never going to bang that chick cuz he's such a fucking pussy face.
Pussy Face by heephopanonymous January 15, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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