face pussy

The face of a man or a man's friend that has been so traumatized that one cannot distinguish between it and a bleeding pussy.

Joseph fell very hard on on his face and now he has a face pussy.

by sureshsharmz July 27, 2011

face pussy

Like a chingina, which is a goatee that resembles female pubic hair, but even more reminiscent of a vagina. Often includes long, unkempt curly pubes.

Kevin: Look, Luke's got a chingina!
Mike: Shit, that's more of a face pussy.

by Mike-1983 August 13, 2008

face pussy

A man's beard which is grown to extreme lengths and is unkempt in nature. Due to lack of proper beard maintenance, it develops an odor similar to a womans unwashed vaginal area.

You need to shave your face pussy, it's making the whole church smell!

by Poopship Destroyer July 16, 2009

Face Pussy

The mouth when it pertains to oral sex.

She had her face pussy wide open on that gentlemans club billboard.

by Titorock September 24, 2007

vagina-faced pussy monger

the vagina faced pussy monger is a female cousin of the dick faced cockmaster. its mouth is used, not only to eat the gel like film created by the master (which leads to pregnancy), but also as a passage for the master to burrow into when stiff from excitement

that vagina-faced pussy monger was beautiful.

by eboyd32 June 26, 2007

Pussy Face

Leaving the house after going down on a girl without washing your face.

Are you really going to work with pussy face?

by Jackfererer February 14, 2017

Pussy Face

A guy that's a little bitch that cries about everything, or never wants to leave his house. Also used to describe a coward.

Awwww, did I hurt your feelings pussy face?

Quit being such a pussy face and let's go get some fucking beers.

That dude is never going to bang that chick cuz he's such a fucking pussy face.

by heephopanonymous January 15, 2009