A swirly were the victim is made to face the ceiling as the bully sits on their mouth and shits in their mouth
Maddison was in for a heap of trouble because she was gonna get a face full swirly
Maddie had spent all day washing her mouth out but couldn’t get the taste of chance’s shit off her tongue she had just been given a face full swirly chance took her into the men’s restroom and dropped a load in her mouth till her mouth was overflowing with brown shit and she was forced to eat it then chance got on the ground and stripped Maddison and fucked her hard then cum inside of her she hated it but he loved it he did this every week Maddison was his hot little bitch
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!