Face dick 

Whenever your home boys dick slaps your forehead

Boy 1:do you wanna get face dick?
Boy 2:hell yeah face dick me!

Face dick by Dosisjs July 11, 2019

Face dick 

When your homeboys dick slaps your forehead

Boy 1:can you face dick me??
Boy 2:sure*pulls out dick*

Face dick by Dosisjs July 11, 2019

futhermucker shit face dick headed leach 

Usually a term used for assholes and/or fuckboys

Girl 1: hey what's wrong?

Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.

Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?

futhermucker shit face dick headed leach by DoritosRlife May 23, 2016

punch face dick 

First getting punched in the face and then immediately getting dick slapped in the face with a penis, usually violently. It may be for pleasure or for pain, depending on circumstance.

It also may be used to arouse a crowd or special someone during the heat of the moment in any arena.

"Mary, if you don't listen to me, you're gonna get punch face dicked."

"I wanna get punch face dick drunk tonight!"

"Your actions deserve a punch face dick for what you did."

"I'm gonna punch face dick you so hard tonight you sexy bitch."

(song building)"Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Take it in the face if you don't like that shit!"

punch face dick by Emily Thorne January 18, 2012

nigger dick face 

Basically an epic prick, or jerk. used when the phrase dick head is not a harsh enough name.

When one is guilty of more than one dick head offense they then become a nigger dick face.

That nigger dick face cut me off then gave me the finger!!!!

nigger dick face by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016

Resting Dick Face 

Resting Dick Face (RDF) is the male equivalent of RBF. Yes we look like dicks that hate everybody as we face rest, but we actually are nice people (mostly).

Woman - "What's wrong with your friend?"

Man - "Jim? He's just got resting dick face, he's actually enjoying being here."

Resting Dick Face by Arby343 October 21, 2014

Resting Dick Face 

A person, usually a man, who naturally looks pissed off when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.

He's just got a resting dick face, he's not that mean.

Resting Dick Face by Kingeresting December 5, 2019