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futhermucker shit face dick headed leach
Girl 1: hey what's wrong?
Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.
Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?
Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.
Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?
futhermucker shit face dick headed leach by DoritosRlife May 23, 2016
punch face dick
First getting punched in the face and then immediately getting dick slapped in the face with a penis, usually violently. It may be for pleasure or for pain, depending on circumstance.
It also may be used to arouse a crowd or special someone during the heat of the moment in any arena.
It also may be used to arouse a crowd or special someone during the heat of the moment in any arena.
"Mary, if you don't listen to me, you're gonna get punch face dicked."
"I wanna get punch face dick drunk tonight!"
"Your actions deserve a punch face dick for what you did."
"I'm gonna punch face dick you so hard tonight you sexy bitch."
(song building)"Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Take it in the face if you don't like that shit!"
"I wanna get punch face dick drunk tonight!"
"Your actions deserve a punch face dick for what you did."
"I'm gonna punch face dick you so hard tonight you sexy bitch."
(song building)"Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Take it in the face if you don't like that shit!"
punch face dick by Emily Thorne January 18, 2012
nigger dick face
Basically an epic prick, or jerk. used when the phrase dick head is not a harsh enough name.
When one is guilty of more than one dick head offense they then become a nigger dick face.
When one is guilty of more than one dick head offense they then become a nigger dick face.
nigger dick face by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016
Resting Dick Face
Resting Dick Face (RDF) is the male equivalent of RBF. Yes we look like dicks that hate everybody as we face rest, but we actually are nice people (mostly).
Woman - "What's wrong with your friend?"
Man - "Jim? He's just got resting dick face, he's actually enjoying being here."
Man - "Jim? He's just got resting dick face, he's actually enjoying being here."
Resting Dick Face by Arby343 October 21, 2014
Resting Dick Face
A person, usually a man, who naturally looks pissed off when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Resting Dick Face by Kingeresting December 5, 2019
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!