FACE CRACK 

Popularised by the tv show Rupaul's Drag Race, face crack is a term used to refer a shocking event. When something you don't expect makes you react : you are face cracked

See also : being gagged

If a friend tells you something shocking via text and you are shocked you can reply with *face crack*

FACE CRACK by Ellepellerin January 1, 2021

Face Crack 

Common slag used within the gay community. Reacting with an extreme facial expression, to the point where it might make your face crack.

“When she came for me like that I had me the face crack of the millennium” - RuPaul

Face Crack by eaterofdicks September 22, 2016

Face Crack 

When one becomes utterly addicted to FaceBook.

Face Crack interferes with the way your brain processes chemicals that create feelings of pleasure, so you need more and more of Face Crack just to feel involved. The feeling of panic is common side effect when the Internet can’t be accessed.

People who become addicted to Face Crack will exhibit a state of dependency by checking FaceBook several times a day – The idea of not knowing your friends every thought and/or what their doing at that very minute is the main cause of addiction.

Rich: I am thinking that everyone is addicted to Face Book...

CaCa: I need it. We all need it. U need it. Just admit it dammit! I (state ur name) gotta have Face Crack – I mean FaceBook.

Dawn: You both have a problem - go read a book.

Face Crack by 1975rufus March 15, 2009

Face Crack 

Appropriate name for the insidious FB.

While Becky was fighting with her sister on Face Crack, the power went out.

Face Crack by ToWitUntoWit February 7, 2014

butt face crack master 

a fat fuck who will fart so bad you have to leave the area.

guy#1- i have to fart man. *farts*
guy#2- awwww thats rank you butt face crack master!

butt face crack master by the1stikkia August 17, 2009

Crack-face Monster 

The corpse like look of a crack addicts face due to many years of drug use. This includes sunken in eyes, cheeks and greyish leathery skin. These people often look like wandering demons hence the name crack-face "monster."

Jenny went for a trip downtown where she saw a crack-face monster flailing along the sidewalk.

Crack-face Monster by psychobunny January 8, 2009

Crack Face 

To embarrass someone to the point where their face cracks like a broken mirror. Usually by pointing out that they are wrong in their assertion.

She tried to tell me Fox News was unbiased but I had to crack face.

Crack Face by Dman508 March 12, 2011