Fabrizio Moretti

The totally gorgeous drummer of the Strokes. born in Brazil, but is actually Italian. Curly hair, amazing drumming technique, known for smoking cigarettes, and swearing. Really good friends with the lead, Julian Casablancas. Went out with Drew Barrymore for a little bit.. im not too sure why.

Guy: Hey, whose your favorite The Strokes member?
Girl: The drummer, Fabrizio Moretti. He's so hot!

Fabrizio Moretti by coralfm September 26, 2009

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fabrizio moretti

the very talented ,(and might i add very attractive)drummer of the legendary band The Strokes he was born on June 2nd 1979 in Rio De Janiero, Brazil. His background is italian. He has a tendency for alcohol preferably 'white russians' He gets along famously with The Strokes lead singer Julian Casablancas. He also likes to swear alot.

hey do you know who fabrizio moretti is? Of course i do dude hes that totally hip drummer from The Strokes

fabrizio moretti by Kiki Casblancas April 28, 2006

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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