Facemonger 

A "playful" offensive term similar to "Jerkface". Often used against someone in a derogatory manner. This word can be easily adapted to an individual's arsenal of "FACE" insults.

Person 1: "These cats are bothering me!"
Person 2: "Your FACE is bothering me!"
Person 1: "Damn it Person 1 you're such a FACEMONGER"

Facemonger by HolmesCT March 15, 2010

failmonger 

One who brings fail, as a fishmonger is one who provides fish.

"I heard Ewan's decided not to buy an Xbox 360."

"What a failmonger."

failmonger by mds84 November 25, 2009

FAKIEMONGER 

A person who is affiliated with the boat and obviously does not have any hooks.

Bag sold the fakie out of a box in his room to hide it from the authorities.

FAKIEMONGER by Bob O'Callahan April 22, 2005

Facemonger 

Noun: A face-hugger from Aliens or Aliens vs Predators that has an erect penis instead of a egg depositer on its underside.

Prey 1:"AAAAH FACEMONGER RUN AWAY"
Prey 2:"Well atleast it wont get you pregnant with aliens"

Facemonger by rexus7 October 28, 2010