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failmonger 

One who brings fail, as a fishmonger is one who provides fish.
"I heard Ewan's decided not to buy an Xbox 360."

"What a failmonger."
failmonger by mds84 November 25, 2009
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FAKIEMONGER 

A person who is affiliated with the boat and obviously does not have any hooks.
Bag sold the fakie out of a box in his room to hide it from the authorities.
FAKIEMONGER by Bob O'Callahan April 22, 2005

Facemonger 

Noun: A face-hugger from Aliens or Aliens vs Predators that has an erect penis instead of a egg depositer on its underside.
Prey 1:"AAAAH FACEMONGER RUN AWAY"
Prey 2:"Well atleast it wont get you pregnant with aliens"
Facemonger by rexus7 October 28, 2010