Pronounced Feb as if abbreviating the month of February 1. A fucking English Bastard. 2. A polite way of calling an English person a Fucking English Bastard to their face. Primarily used by the Scottish, and Irish.
English cuisine at its best. Must include kippers, smoked haddock, bacon, sausage, fried egg, fried tomatoes, mushroom, black pudding, toast, orange marmelade and copious amounts of breakfast tea. Not to be confused withBreakfast of Champignons
fuckin' egg beater, piss poor excuse for an automobile. febs can be any make or model car with faded paint, missing parts, no exhaust, leaning to one side,bald tires.etc. usually driven by a helen.