fuckin' egg beater, piss poor excuse for an automobile. febs can be any make or model car with faded paint, missing parts, no exhaust, leaning to one side,bald tires.etc. usually driven by a helen.
(pile of junk rolls down street)man#1 yo,check out that f.e.b. bro!
man#2 did you see the helen drivin'that piece of shit car?
man#2 did you see the helen drivin'that piece of shit car?
by p.ross September 03, 2006