n. Anyone who goes through life moping around with a poor me attitude.

v. The actual act of moping and complaining repeatedly, or just being depressed.
n. Robert is an Eyore, all he does is complain!!
v. Kenny is soo eyore today, I think he is gonna jump.
by O.C. Winta July 28, 2014
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Pornography in which the head of the female is covered with a mask or pillow depicting the donkey from the popular childrens television show and books. Mostly viewed and made by alcoholics. This porn is very dirty!
Hey, put the Eyore mask on and lets make us some porn Jenny!

Hurry up Jenny I wanna make some Eyore Porn!

This is some good Eyore Porn Jenny!
by Dr. Fat Back June 2, 2005
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