Eyore

n. Anyone who goes through life moping around with a poor me attitude.

v. The actual act of moping and complaining repeatedly, or just being depressed.

n. Robert is an Eyore, all he does is complain!!
v. Kenny is soo eyore today, I think he is gonna jump.

by O.C. Winta July 27, 2014

ëyore

the emptiness you get after a high. a high that’s from anything: drugs, friends, movies, music, sex, shopping

feels like how Mystery of Love by Sufjan Stevens sounds

i can’t help but feel ëyore

by purifiedz November 30, 2025

Eyore Porn

Pornography in which the head of the female is covered with a mask or pillow depicting the donkey from the popular childrens television show and books. Mostly viewed and made by alcoholics. This porn is very dirty!

Hey, put the Eyore mask on and lets make us some porn Jenny!

Hurry up Jenny I wanna make some Eyore Porn!

This is some good Eyore Porn Jenny!

by Dr. Fat Back June 9, 2005

Eyre

Eyre is the best girl in this world, her perfection makes you smile everyday, she knows how to make you laugh even in the darkest moments. Eyre is such a loyal person and lovely, once she is in your life you never wanna get rid of her, she makes mistakes like everybody does but she knows to get over them with kindness, i cant stress it enough her perfection is so... PERFECT.
All Eyre deserves is love and attention because she is the sweetest girl ever.

I want an Eyre

by Anonymous you weenie March 16, 2020

Eeyore

Eeyore is a very cute donkey, best friend of Tigger. He usually loves attention ("Thanks for noticin' me...") and never gives up, no matter how many times the other jerks of Hundred Acre Woods knock it down!

Eeyore should so get more recognition for his brilliance.

by Starr that has a shrine of Eeyore October 3, 2005

Eeyore

A person who perennially expects the worst; a pessimist; inspired by the woebegone donkey in children's classic Winnie the Pooh

He was an eeyore who seemed to live his life under a cloud of gloom.

by Sophie Cheney February 12, 2009

eyobed

A very kind and funny guy that that loves life and Jesus is his friend. Is kind and caring without any reason. He is very good at all sports and everybody loves Eyobed. He easily gets girls to like him but doesn't worry about love. Everybody should know an Eyobed because he's fuckin awsome

Hello, whats ur name?
*hot guy* Eyobed
Omg you are so hot and I'm sure u are a great person.

by Eyobed's friend April 19, 2017