eyeborg

a person wearing google glass who is being told where to look, go and do by somebody else, who is sharing their view and directing their actions via a live hangout on glass.

"what's up with this glasshole nobody knows crashing our party?"
-oh, that's just dave's eyeborg...he's in l.a. so he sent that guy in his place.

I didn't want to stand in line for tickets, so I sent an eye-borg to do it and scored front row seats.

by max.power December 18, 2013

eyeboogers

Famous contemporary artist. Net worth of 90 million. Actor. Singer. Model.

wow eyeboogers is such a chad!

by noteyeboogers February 24, 2021

Eyebortion

eye⋅bor⋅tion (ayh-BORE-shun)
-noun

1.
A descriptive classification given to something that, when viewed, is so disgustingly horrifying to the viewer that they want to scrape out their eyeballs, put them in a plastic baggy, and throw them in the dumpster.

2.
The actual satirical medical procedure described above.

1.
"That pic on your profile is an eyebortion. You should remove it."

2.
"You need to remove that pic of your mom's neck from your profile - it's making me want to have an eyebortion. "

by soso2 December 28, 2009

eyeboogers

An influencer and public figure. They are known for their annoying orange fanart, and has gained traction for their empathy towards their fanbase.

Wow! Have you heard of eyeboogers? They are a great artist, an inspiration to humanity.

by noteyeboogers March 8, 2021

eyeboogie

the white or yellow gunk in your eye

Dang girl, that eyeboogie is so BIG!!!!

by Cali Fornia August 21, 2009

Eyeboogers

An extremely swag internet personality, possibly one of the greatest artists humanity has ever seen.
They are also an orange.

Have you seen eyeboogers' latest work?
Omg yes it's beautiful.

by Gundamnerd7 March 18, 2021

gods eyebooger

a very annoying person who is not liked by anyone.this is refering to god just flicking them to to earth as a piece of crap.

wow that girl is really gods eyebooger

by royal marine March 11, 2009