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a person wearing google glass who is being told where to look, go and do by somebody else, who is sharing their view and directing their actions via a live hangout on glass.
"what's up with this glasshole nobody knows crashing our party?"
-oh, that's just dave's eyeborg...he's in l.a. so he sent that guy in his place.

I didn't want to stand in line for tickets, so I sent an eye-borg to do it and scored front row seats.
eyeborg by max.power December 18, 2013
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eyeboogers 

Famous contemporary artist. Net worth of 90 million. Actor. Singer. Model.
wow eyeboogers is such a chad!
eyeboogers by noteyeboogers February 24, 2021

Eyebortion

eye⋅bor⋅tion (ayh-BORE-shun)
-noun

1.
A descriptive classification given to something that, when viewed, is so disgustingly horrifying to the viewer that they want to scrape out their eyeballs, put them in a plastic baggy, and throw them in the dumpster.

2.
The actual satirical medical procedure described above.
1.
"That pic on your profile is an eyebortion. You should remove it."

2.
"You need to remove that pic of your mom's neck from your profile - it's making me want to have an eyebortion. "
Eyebortion by soso2 December 28, 2009

eyeboogers 

An influencer and public figure. They are known for their annoying orange fanart, and has gained traction for their empathy towards their fanbase.
Wow! Have you heard of eyeboogers? They are a great artist, an inspiration to humanity.
eyeboogers by noteyeboogers March 8, 2021

eyeboogie 

the white or yellow gunk in your eye
Dang girl, that eyeboogie is so BIG!!!!
eyeboogie by Cali Fornia August 21, 2009

Eyeboogers 

An extremely swag internet personality, possibly one of the greatest artists humanity has ever seen.
They are also an orange.
Have you seen eyeboogers' latest work?
Omg yes it's beautiful.
Eyeboogers by Gundamnerd7 March 18, 2021

gods eyebooger 

a very annoying person who is not liked by anyone.this is refering to god just flicking them to to earth as a piece of crap.
wow that girl is really gods eyebooger
gods eyebooger by royal marine March 11, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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