The eye doctor is when you insert the penis into your beloved's eye socket and thrust in and out, ultimately popping out her eye, and then ejaculating into the eye socket. The semen then in turn drips down your partner's throat and at that point she swallows your load.
Hey man ,guess what I did last night? I eye doctored that girl I brought back to my place!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)