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The epitome of chill, probably one of the most flexible crazy straws you'll ever meet. Typically really good at making himself look stupid. Like, really stupid. Most likely is.

Probably brought up looking up names on Urban Dictionary.
Hey, you see that Eyan kid? Is there something wrong with him?
Eyan by Splort McNibbles April 4, 2015
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The dumbest person you will ever meet. He can't even do the simplest of math problems. He doesn't have any common sense either, but he will try to steal your girl and fail miserably.
"You failed your math test? You're such an Eyan."
Eyan by NotBraydenReddit April 28, 2017
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Eyan eyanna eyann eyana eyanah eyanaka Eyanat eyania Eyanikos EYANNHA
Tall, skinny and geeky guy. Really bad at basketball like legit can't fucking dribble and usually has no friends at all
That kid is such an Eyan at basketball
Eyan by RexTheRetard September 17, 2017
I know this guy name eyan, what a dick
Eyan by Youknowwhatitisbitch February 20, 2020
The Goat. There’s no question about it. He is the Goat at basketball, football, 2k and he gets all the bitches. He a tall darkskin with dreads too. He’s super smart and not a cheater. He also has a really big dick
Girl 1: U seen the new guy Eyan?
Girl 2: Yes he fine asf
Girl 1: I wanna suck his dick
Eyan by anonymous November 19, 2023

dirty eyan 

When your boi Eyan squirts ketchup and mustard on your penis and then proceeds to eat it like a hotdog.
“Last night I walked into a dark alley and got a dirty Eyan.”
dirty eyan by Dirty Eyan March 3, 2023
A great girl. If u have a Eyanna in ur life u r lucky. If u don't then go find one. An eyanna is a competitor and loves to try new things.
" She is so competitive she must be a Eyanna.
eyanna by Lissybear June 10, 2017
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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