An emergency or unforeseen circumstance having a (usually negative) impact, caused by a nut.
Teacher, Gary can't come to school today, because a coconut hath dropped on 'is 'ed.
Tell him to fill out the Exenutation Circumstance form. First he must defeat the Feather Goblin and win the Stylus of Tongues. The form will present itself in an alien language.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'