A made up word used by an uneducated individual who doesn't like when their verbal grammer errors are pointed out to them. Directed toward the person who corrected them.
*Calls phone number, but no one picks up the phone *
"Uh, It didn't work."
"You mean, no one answered the phone."
"You're an exactist."
"You're an idiot, that's not even a word."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'