Ewes

Ethan falls into a mud and goes towards a group of people to cover them in mud.
"Ewes, Ethan" said Boriana, "stay away from me"

Ewes by elite shagger 2345673 September 9, 2021

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EWess

The combination of the first letter of first name E as well as the first half of any last name that starts with Wes--. This is typically said in a two toned E...WESS with the pause in the middle denoting the importance of the person speaking. This is a term that applies to many people both at the University of Chicago and around the country. An EWess oftentimes is a that kid, but seems to be the only person to pull it off. A giant asshole most of the time, EWess-es manage to sound incredibly rude, sometimes racist and oftentimes downright stupid, but pull it off in a manner that does not alienate people and instead garners friends. This is a term that applies to very few people the world over, but they are oftentimes the best people.

Person One: That Eric is SUCH an EWess! Earlier today he was making fun of developmentally challenged children.

Person Two: Yea, he is such a that kid in class. I heard he was trying to bring swear words into the classroom because he claims that words have no value.

Person Three: I like him anyway.

EWess by MastorDebator March 17, 2011