1 definition by Jack Gore
Ewan is probably the silliest person ever. He gets all of the ladies and makes bank, mainly through his silliness. Ewan can make a lady fall for him just by saying "Hi." He is totally smart and a boss at sports. Ewan wheels the biddies even if he isn't trying.
Ewan: "Hey."
Girl: "OMG Ewan just said hey to me he is so silly and a total babe."
Guy 1: "Look at that guy he's awesome."
Guy 2: "Yeah that's Ewan."
Guy 1: "Oh well that makes sense."
Girl: "OMG Ewan just said hey to me he is so silly and a total babe."
Guy 1: "Look at that guy he's awesome."
Guy 2: "Yeah that's Ewan."
Guy 1: "Oh well that makes sense."
by Jack Gore October 9, 2013