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Evil clowns 

A term for the combined group of ones parents, teachers, police and bullies that have the potential to destroy ones life.
Those evil clowns almost destroy my life.
Evil clowns by Deep blue 2012 September 19, 2009

evil clowns 

evil clowns are people who would b talkin 2 on the phone one minute... and later that nite he will rape u....
they also have tiny dicks
girl:omg it really it tiny!
girl:omg get this evil clowns off me!!
evil clowns by some gal April 11, 2008

I want to hear more stories about evil clowns 

When you're all sitting around, drinking and sharing Scary Stories, e.g. John Wayne Gacy who dressed as a clown, and the Evil Clowns who kidnap children in South America, The Clown from Stephen King's "It"
The party is breaking up because it's almost 3AM, and Joe says...

"Damn, I want to hear more stories about evil clowns!"

evilclown03

a dumb youtuber who does 16min room vlogs
i hate evilclown03 he is not a very good
evilclown03 by sinicle_56 May 15, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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