everywhere i go
everywhere i go by d33znut5777 September 27, 2022
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Everywhere we go
An informal name for the AFL team, the Adelaide Crows, due to an infamous Crows chant played before their home games. Also can be referred to as mighty, mighty Adelaide.
Everywhere we go,
People wanna know,
Who we are?
Where we come from?
So we tell them,
Mighty, mighty Adelaide!
People wanna know,
Who we are?
Where we come from?
So we tell them,
Mighty, mighty Adelaide!
Everywhere we go by Rian Gigs II April 21, 2025
He meets assholes everywhere he goes.
He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:
“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”
With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”
With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:
What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.
It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.
It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
He meets assholes everywhere he goes. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
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