When someone who is too lazy to actually text or call you themselves, has another person text for them, usually with some pathetic excuse, like their phone has bad reception.
Your brother wants to break plans with your so he has his girlfriend text you , with a text evasion instead, "Kyle won't be able to make it today and wanted me to let you know, his phone isn't working very good."
by Loo Loo McGoo February 2, 2010
When you text someone to ask them a question that you need a response to, but they don't text you back and never give you an answer or a reason.
Guy 1: Dude, I texted Greg to see if he could give us the tickets for the concert, but he never texted me back.
Guy 2: That is total text evasion.
Guy 2: That is total text evasion.
by Cwakk September 17, 2008
Man #1: That dude aint paid you yet!?
Man #2: Naw, man. When I find him, he's gonna know debt evasion isn't a wise choice.
Man #2: Naw, man. When I find him, he's gonna know debt evasion isn't a wise choice.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 17, 2006
A wheelman that specializes in purposely evading or out driving Law Enforcement personnel, usually in lieu of a crime having been committed.
*NOTE* Not everyone who attempts to 'run from the Cops' is an Evasion Technician. The title implies a professional that uses the best of equipment, (not a stolen hoopty) and is successful in their evasions.
*NOTE* Not everyone who attempts to 'run from the Cops' is an Evasion Technician. The title implies a professional that uses the best of equipment, (not a stolen hoopty) and is successful in their evasions.
Ron: We all knew Officer Miller hid his patrol car behind the guard-rail just past the culvert, and never let anyone get out of a ticket when he nabbed them... Until, Tony passed him up doin' a buck sixty.
James: Why? What what happened with Tony?
Ron: Oh, Tony is an Evasion Technician.
James: Why? What what happened with Tony?
Ron: Oh, Tony is an Evasion Technician.
by KRASH! June 26, 2007
When you text someone to ask them a question that you need a response to, but they don't text you back and never give you an answer or a reason.
Guy 1: Dude, I texted Greg to see if he could give us the tickets for the concert, but he never texted me back.
Guy 2: That is total text evasion.
Guy 2: That is total text evasion.
by Cwakk September 1, 2008
This is the common term for people when turning around a wall into a hallway or room, need to turn their ordinary shoulders into 'Evasive Shoulders' by turning their shoulders inward to avoid hitting another person.
Jeff: "Wow, this mall is packed!"
Bobby: "Yeah, you'll really need have Evasive Shoulders today!"
Jeff: "Fo sho!"
Bobby: "Yeah, you'll really need have Evasive Shoulders today!"
Jeff: "Fo sho!"
by JKTehAzn March 30, 2009