Text evasion 

When someone who is too lazy to actually text or call you themselves, has another person text for them, usually with some pathetic excuse, like their phone has bad reception.

Your brother wants to break plans with your so he has his girlfriend text you , with a text evasion instead, "Kyle won't be able to make it today and wanted me to let you know, his phone isn't working very good."

Text evasion by Loo Loo McGoo February 17, 2010

Text Evasion 

When you text someone to ask them a question that you need a response to, but they don't text you back and never give you an answer or a reason.

Guy 1: Dude, I texted Greg to see if he could give us the tickets for the concert, but he never texted me back.

Guy 2: That is total text evasion.

Text Evasion by Cwakk October 30, 2008

Text Evasion 

When you text someone to ask them a question that you need a response to, but they don't text you back and never give you an answer or a reason.

Guy 1: Dude, I texted Greg to see if he could give us the tickets for the concert, but he never texted me back.

Guy 2: That is total text evasion.

Text Evasion by Cwakk October 19, 2008

textevasion 

Texting an indirect, vague, or evasive answer when asked a question.

If your significant other texts 'where r u?' and you don't reply, or you text a vague response such as 'downtown', that is textevasion.

textevasion by soundgoddess February 5, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004