When Ray-J went to E-rocks house to hang and get some grub on, once she saw what he was cookin she rolled right back out the door without sayin a word. She pulled a premature evacuation.
by The Rev. Ned January 6, 2010
The finish of a Blumpkin- When you are taking a poo and getting a blow job at the same time. A Royal Evacuation is the point of orgasm when you lose your load from both sides.
My girl came into the bathroom while I was taking a poo. She got frisky and started giving me mad head. When I came, I called it a royal evacuation.
by c8e June 21, 2007
by pauly dee July 25, 2010
A device that aids in the passage of time while having a No.2 (aka poo). Generally used by men rather than the ladies as they see it as less is more with regards to time taken.
In ancient times this was limited to the daily rag (newspaper), however with the introduction of new technology this endeavour has been made all the more pleasurable.
Common modern day evacuation pacifiers are:
Mobile phone (with Internet)
Mobile phone (with game worms being the best)
PSP
Game Boy advanced
Nintendo DS.
In ancient times this was limited to the daily rag (newspaper), however with the introduction of new technology this endeavour has been made all the more pleasurable.
Common modern day evacuation pacifiers are:
Mobile phone (with Internet)
Mobile phone (with game worms being the best)
PSP
Game Boy advanced
Nintendo DS.
While sitting on the toilet feeling pretty board I decided to use my evacuation pacifier check the football results on my phone and then play a game of snake.
by Diveboy (paul v) October 11, 2006
Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation
by bennycnz June 20, 2010
(While others watch, you get off the elevator and then come back in.)
You say: "Sorry, I suffer from premature evacuation."
You say: "Sorry, I suffer from premature evacuation."
by Barry Rinehart March 13, 2008
When you are doing an extremely boring essay, decide you have better things to do, and hit the print key without editing it.
I didn't want to waste anymore of my time on that dumb essay so I just decided to do essay evacuation.
by sameopet April 9, 2013