premature evacuation 

Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.

He hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.

premature evacuation by csepulv October 4, 2007

Premature Evacuation 

Having to get off the toilet faster than desired because one of your young children has to use the potty.

I was a victim of premature evacuation because Timmy needed to use the potty.

Premature Evacuation by Daddydef February 20, 2015

Premature Evacuation 

Leaving any social situation with the quickness, without notifyng anyone involved

When Ray-J went to E-rocks house to hang and get some grub on, once she saw what he was cookin she rolled right back out the door without sayin a word. She pulled a premature evacuation.

Premature Evacuation by The Rev. Ned January 6, 2010

Premature Evacuation 

When during butt sex, the person that is receiving accidentally poops before the sex is over.

I was doing Becky in the butt, when she had a little case of premature evacuation.

Premature Evacuation by pauly dee July 25, 2010

Premature evacuation 

When you think about going to the toilet and you shit your pants

Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation

Premature evacuation by bennycnz June 22, 2010

premature evacuation 

When you exit the elevator on the wrong floor because you weren't paying attention.

(While others watch, you get off the elevator and then come back in.)

You say: "Sorry, I suffer from premature evacuation."

premature evacuation by Barry Rinehart March 13, 2008

premature evacuation 

Accidentally exiting the elevator on the wrong floor.

Woops! I need the fifth floor! I almost suffered a premature evacuation!

premature evacuation by comaboy1971 January 2, 2012