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Ethanism 

A type of religion in with a person named Ethan is ranked very highly on the social ladder. He typically has many followers that do what ever he wants. They follow him and are at his beck and call. His followers can't live with out him and rely on him as a source of happiness.
Person 1: have you seen Ethan today?
Person 2: Yeah, last time I saw him he was preaching about Ethanism.
Ethanism by Gymnast27 May 23, 2019

ethansexual 

someone who only dates people with the name ethan, usually only the unattractive ones though

e.g. andrea
“hey andrea! what’s your type?.”

“ethan.”

“wha-?.”
“i identify as ethansexual.”

Euthanasia

Euthanasia, (from Greek: åõèáíáóßá -åõ, eu, "good", èÜíáôïò, thanatos, death),is the practice of terminating the life of a person or animal in a painless or minimally painful way in order to stop suffering or other undesired conditions in life.

So in fact it's just ending someone's misery.
The man could have lived for another month, but the cancer had gone too far. They performed euthanasia to end his life withoug further pain.
Euthanasia by Jafje March 6, 2007

Get Themselves Euthanized 

When someone is messing around something they shouldn’t be involved in and they’ll end up hurt in the end. Does not have to be death but can be physical pain, mental pain, or emotional pain.
Those guys over there are messing around in our hood? They better watch themselves before they get themselves euthanized

euthanasia

basically it's assisted suicide for those that can't do it themselves. Usually because they are suffering from a terminal illness. Commonly associated with Jack Kevorkian.
Stan: is it ok to kill somebody if they ask you to? Because they're in a lot of pain, you know, like assisted suicide? Is that OK?
Jesus: My son, I'm not touching that with a 60-ft pole. Next caller!
euthanasia by Djinn April 4, 2004

euthanize 

to dispose of an inconvenient or ill-formed person, especially a relative, by putting them to death. to treat a human being as an unwanted pet.
there are some who say that pud would euthanize his retarded brother if it wouldn't mean that he could then not be buried in a jewish cemetary.
euthanize by a dot of course July 29, 2004