n. a science teacher defined as studly by the majority of the teenage, female population. Etalps are generally quite dorky in an endearing sort of way. They are very fond of Star Wars and The Who. Etalps have gelled hair and uncreative fashion sense, usually wearing outfits on rotations of about two weeks.
Etalps have a large group of worshipful followers, usually mindless drones who wear UGGs and enjoy such artists as Justin Bieber. These followers will utilize any opportunity afforded to them to flirt with the Etalp, who usually flirts back.
Master of puppets
Battery
Disposable heroes
Damage inc.
Fight fire with fire
Wiplash
Creeping death Motorbreath
Fuel
St.Anger
Frantic
Strugle Within
Enter sandman Holier than though-just to name a few
an amazing person! shes kind hearted, sweet, and so so so prettyyy. everybody loves her and cant decide if they want to be with her or want to be her. shes the kind of girl people write songs about. she sounds like "wanna be yours" by arctic monkeys. she has the best music taste and style and has a coffee addiction. she runs the accounts et4lie and spaghetalie on tiktok. etalie if u see this, i love you so much.
hey have u seen etalie?
yes omg shes amazing and so kind too