The adjective term to describe one who has been pranked into consuming something with Ex-lax in it. This is commonly done with things like brownies, cakes and other baking items that are brown.
1.
John: Hey bill, How is it going in the bathroom?
Bill: *groaning* Bad.
John: Okay well, i just wanted to let you know you got exalated!
2.
Bill was exalated beyond repair, he would have to sit around and bleed out of his rectum.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.