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n. a science teacher defined as studly by the majority of the teenage, female population. Etalps are generally quite dorky in an endearing sort of way. They are very fond of Star Wars and The Who. Etalps have gelled hair and uncreative fashion sense, usually wearing outfits on rotations of about two weeks.

Etalps have a large group of worshipful followers, usually mindless drones who wear UGGs and enjoy such artists as Justin Bieber. These followers will utilize any opportunity afforded to them to flirt with the Etalp, who usually flirts back.
Girl 1: "Hey look! It's an Etalp!"

Girl 2: "He's so frickin' hot!" *swoons*

Girl 1: "Desperate much?"
Etalp by egregious_child September 22, 2010
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Epalpebrate

Someone who is lacking in the eyebrow department. If you have your eyebrows blown off in an experiment, you are left epalpebrate.
"MUM! Look! Matt Smith is epalpebrate!"
Related Words
Etalp • etalie • eralp • ealph • Enalp • Epalpebrate • etalia • etaliah • Etalihc • Etallated
Etalihc is another term that can be used for feeling/looking positively good, or can be known as a "mood."

Pronunciation: EH-TAH-LICK
ex1: No cap she got an Etalihc ass
ex2: I feel Etalihc asf
ex3: Etalihc Vibes
Etalihc by Chilate671 November 9, 2020

M etallic A 

(1)one the most kick-ass bands of all time
Master of puppets
Battery
Disposable heroes
Damage inc.
Fight fire with fire
Wiplash
Creeping death
Motorbreath
Fuel
St.Anger
Frantic
Strugle Within
Enter sandman
Holier than though-just to name a few
M etallic A by Dopetoinfinity_13 November 24, 2003
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etap by aDot January 18, 2009
Etalus is a cool bear character In rivals of aether
Person1: Dang I got beat by an etalus main.
Person2: What was their name?
Person1: Etaluspro25
Person3: Oh that was me lol
Etalus by Ansbachwolf March 27, 2019
Eralp is a genius and he finds his way between the words, can get out of any situation by talking an manipulating the conversation and the person he is talking with.
Eralp by Heloowwlow November 21, 2021
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