Exquellent
Exquisitely excellent.
"That blumpkin was exquellent, Dear."
*villain turns to minion* "...exquellent, Maurice. Exquellent."
*villain turns to minion* "...exquellent, Maurice. Exquellent."
Exquellent by anon1235813 October 21, 2014
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esqueelation
Disease whereby a doughy substance protrudes from the belly button creating a small version of the victim formed from stomach lining. Whether you have an inny or an outy decides the gender of the esqueelate (small new being) with innies forming a female and outies forming a male. Whilst esqueelating, the victim/ host experiences extreme pain and discomfort and if the victim's name is mentioned during the esqueelation, the esqueelate twitches and will cause bleeding and EXCRUCIATING pain.
esqueelation by HEHRBEHRT January 7, 2014
Esqueelation
Esqueelation (verb), to esquilate. As described in HEHRBEHRT's description, esqueelation is a disease founded by Biologist NAP1029 and Mad Scientist KrashDown. It was stumbled upon accidently whilst trying to create the monsterous Bearshark. The disease is formed by harmful bacterium mixing with the human stomach lining, when the reaction happens the Esquilate DNA will merge with the hosts creating a hybrid of the two, this hybrid is named the Esquitus and takes the form of a Green/Grey doughey substance. Following this the Esquitus will dig through the hosts skin and protrude from their bellybutton. As the Esquitus grows it will cause immense pain and pleasure to the host such as bleeding from the inside (internal bleeding) or giving the sensation of doing a pee you've needed for a long time. Once the growth stage of Esqueelating is complete it will detatch, tearing out the hosts bellybutton, this will decide the gender (inny-female) (outy-male). This Esquitus will copy the hosts DNA and form a clone named the Esquii.
Esqueelation by KrashDown January 9, 2014
esquilliam
my boy "esquilliam" is commin thru wit tha Lbs of dat GDP (gross domestic product). lool yall niggas really kno wat dat gdp izz!
esquilliam by Dr.Cronic December 22, 2010
Javier escuella
the hottest person to ever live
practically oozes baddie energy
the best cowboy ever
he even plays the guitar
the top marrige appeal
practically oozes baddie energy
the best cowboy ever
he even plays the guitar
the top marrige appeal
Javier escuella by frgfogtotakethepizzaouttheoven October 23, 2023
Javier escuella
Isaiah reeves someone who’ll only stand up for you only if dropped something for breaking into the bando that you only knew about fore you’re buddy that you let get humiliated in front of a bunch of black ppl that you could’ve prevented but you decided that I wasn’t your friend so I guess I’m the biggest fool thinking somebody actually cared about me other than acting like I’m an asshole fore being totally indifferent to your feelings of being disliked immensely for no reason but it was only a test of loyalty at the point and turned out there was none at any point
Is it me or does Javier escuella remind me of somebody I’ve met and I’ve actually bonded with on numerous occasions…. Oh well he’s an asshole anyway
Javier escuella by Wolf murder March 26, 2024
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