and then a volcano erupted 

After someone tells a boring or mundane story, or a joke that nobody laughs at, conclude it by explaining that a volcano erupted afterwards

Olivia: I was doing my washing up when the sink overflowed and my feet got wet.
Mike: And then a volcano erupted.

Eric: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Alex: Why?
Eric: Because there was no traffic coming.
Alex: And then a volcano erupted.

and then a volcano erupted by ManfredPang July 3, 2011

erectis erupteous 

When an erection reaches the state of ejactulation expelling it's load

Wow absolutely amazing! That was the hardest I've ever cum it was a total erectis erupteous and felt like it rattled my teeth! Let's do it again!

erectis erupteous by mia.dancer September 8, 2021

Eruptesating 

dismantling of enthusiasm coinciding with the nullifying of desire and achievement brought on by common Halo Reach: Beta scenarios.

1) Eruptesating death by rocket launched by teammate while on a killing frenzy.

2) Eruptesatingly utter annihilation by a single random grenade upon spawn.

3) Participating in the eruptesating common death by sword as one exits up the airlift.

4) Achieving a Kill/Death ratio of 10 or greater and still losing because your eruptesating teammate 4 went negative 19.

5) Having the eruptesating noob sit at the flag base and pickup/drop each flag added to team flag zone carried by other teammates.

Ect.

Eruptesating by Just Frosty May 7, 2010

Chode Erupter 

The most mind boggling, Brain altering boner that feels like it will pop if left alone.

"when my math teacher bent over in their skinny jeans I got a Chode Erupter"

Chode Erupter by Urbestlilman September 27, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022