eraser nipples

It's when men's nipples look like oversized pencil erasers. Permanently hard. If they're wearing a t-shirt you can see nipples from down the block. Sometimes they're natural and sometimes extreme nipple play and pinch twisting can make them that way after a long period of time.

I'd like to give that guy's eraser nipples a Texas Titty Twister!

eraser nipples by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

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Pencil Eraser Nipples

Perfectly cylindrical tips, roughly the size and color of their namesake.

Her pencil eraser nipples looked like the end of a No. 2 pencil.

Pencil Eraser Nipples by deftonepiper October 28, 2008

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Jumbo eraser end nipples

Double XL nipples. See also eraser end nipples.

Lequisha grooved on having her jumbo eraser ends chewed on.

Jumbo eraser end nipples by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005

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eraser end nipples

Large succulent nips. See also Jumbo eraser end nipples

You could hang your dry cleaning from her eraser ends.

eraser end nipples by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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