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dual enrollment

The most awesome form of education that ever came into existence.
When a high school student can take college classes, and with those classes, can earn both high school credit and college credit. The government is trying to make it cost money, but as of now, it is free in a lot of U.S. states, including Florida. (However, scholarships will probably cover it in the near future).
Dual enrollment is surprisingly easier than AP or IB, especially since it usually takes place at community or state colleges.
It is also a great preparation for "real college" (as in, college after high school).
Person1: Johnny is $100,000 in college debt? Wow...

Person2: Yeah, I guess he's stuck taking out loans for 4 full years of college because he didn't take advantage of dual enrollment.

Person1: That's dumb. Yeah, I started college as a junior because dual enrollment earned me an AA Degree before I graduated high school.
dual enrollment by pulcino September 11, 2013
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My La Salle Online Enrollment 

(Adj.) Backward, Primitive, Inefficient, Preposterous, Foolish

(Noun) An extensive computer network full of useless surfing policies and poor server integrity.
Kira, don't be My La Salle Online Enrollment. You're bringing yourself down.

ENREALMENT 

Coined by Jeff Brown in the book Soulshaping, Enrealment
is the idea that a more ‘heightened’ consciousness is not all about the light (as enlightenment implies) but is about becoming more real, more genuinely here in all respects- shadow and light, earth and sky, grocery list and unity consciousness. It is about living in all aspects of reality simultaneously rather than only those realms that feel the most comfortable. Be real now.
I was practising the art of enrealment while working at the office today. I felt the connection to spirituality in my office work, in my connection to my fellow workers, and in the way that the sun shone through the window onto the desk in front of me. God was everywhere.
ENREALMENT by SOULSHAPING October 10, 2009

Dual-Enrollmentish 

The state of only being partially enrolled in college or advanced classes while engaged in a High School curriculum.
"I signed up for AP and Honors, but I am going to focus on those because they are important." "Oh, so you did Dual-Enrollmentish"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026