The process of becoming unburdened, especially in reference to bodily waste; a euphemism for taking a shit.
"Johnny...you've been in the bathroom for a long time..."
"Fuck you mom, I'm becoming enlightened!"
Nirvana is the state of enlightenment reached after expelling all nuggets of waste from your body.
"Fuck you mom, I'm becoming enlightened!"
Nirvana is the state of enlightenment reached after expelling all nuggets of waste from your body.
by Ian Broswell September 1, 2010
The act of separating your ego from your self and becoming pure awareness.
This is what enlightenment is all about, not that fake woke bullshit everyone's been spitting these days.
This is what enlightenment is all about, not that fake woke bullshit everyone's been spitting these days.
If you ever use enlightenment in a sentence to represent yourself. You need to take that ego down a notch bob.
by b0d May 26, 2020
Being in one of two particular states of high achieved from smoking marijuana or the synthetic JWH found in some brands of incense.
The first level of enlightenment is characterized by a euphoric enjoyment of reading and writing literature (especially poetry) or philosophy. This is particularly true of the works of the Beat writers of the 50's. This state is best accompanied by medium low lighting, the music of Charlie Parker or Miles Davis, the poetry of Alan Ginsberg and Gary Snyder, a notebook and pen, and a pack of cigarettes.
The second level of enlightenment is more trippy and psychedelic. The Beatles "Here Comes the Sun" and coloring in a coloring book are the preferred activities for this state. Staring off into space "thinking about stuff." In this state, one may profess to be able to understand the meaning of the songs "Come Together" or "I Am the Walrus." The following examples are representative of the second level of enlightenment.
The first level of enlightenment is characterized by a euphoric enjoyment of reading and writing literature (especially poetry) or philosophy. This is particularly true of the works of the Beat writers of the 50's. This state is best accompanied by medium low lighting, the music of Charlie Parker or Miles Davis, the poetry of Alan Ginsberg and Gary Snyder, a notebook and pen, and a pack of cigarettes.
The second level of enlightenment is more trippy and psychedelic. The Beatles "Here Comes the Sun" and coloring in a coloring book are the preferred activities for this state. Staring off into space "thinking about stuff." In this state, one may profess to be able to understand the meaning of the songs "Come Together" or "I Am the Walrus." The following examples are representative of the second level of enlightenment.
1. Friend 1: How enlightened are you right now?
Friend 2: I'm pretty baked, in the sense that I feel like
the fried potato wedges under the warming
lamp at the deli in the grocery store.
2. Text from hot female friend: Just how enlightened are you?
Enlightened reply: If you were here right now, you'd
probably want to hug me, because it would seem like
I was about to turn into a cartoon animal.
Friend 2: I'm pretty baked, in the sense that I feel like
the fried potato wedges under the warming
lamp at the deli in the grocery store.
2. Text from hot female friend: Just how enlightened are you?
Enlightened reply: If you were here right now, you'd
probably want to hug me, because it would seem like
I was about to turn into a cartoon animal.
by Random122387 October 29, 2010
by ArtVanderly1969 January 20, 2021
When you get to that point where you think about a special someone's name, thus making you enter a state of pure ecstasy that can not be undone for at least 1 hour.
I have gotten enlightened with you.
by Mike Pwns May 27, 2008
The revealing of Eminem's heartlessness and homosexuality to an Eminem fan. Attainable at www.feminem.com
by Anti-Feminem October 4, 2003
Enlightened (n.): A level one achieves during which they can see the beginning and the end; a situation requiring copious amounts of narcotics to reach; becoming frivolously F***ED up
Dude 1: Oh man, that was sooo much! I can believe we did the whole thing!
Dude 2: Yeah man, its makin' me feel....enlightened! The unicorn will take me away!
Dude 1: Onward, towards the power of id release your soul dear friend! Take me with you!!!
Dude 2: Yeah man, its makin' me feel....enlightened! The unicorn will take me away!
Dude 1: Onward, towards the power of id release your soul dear friend! Take me with you!!!
by Cazzer548 May 29, 2009