When you convince your grandma that paying farmers a living wage is a good thing and she rolls up with those Equifruit bananas.
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A new era of enlightenment of the masses made possible by the easily accessible information provided by the internet.
In this age of web-enlightenment, anyone can be an expert at anything in just a few clicks.
by thinker234 December 11, 2011
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1. One who is marked by a considerable amount of knowledge and reasoning ability.
2. A legendary Starsiege: Tribes player and charmer of young females.
3. A garden tool used primarily for digging.
That studious boy is studying so he can become an Enlightened One.
by Charles Favroth February 19, 2003
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An era where unproved theories were questioned, and many ideas were sparked.
The Age of Enlightenment inspired many individuals to get their creative ideas pouring out.
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A fictional cult from the novel, "Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah. This cult is lead by John Cronus, a charismatic character who convinces his followers to give up all their worldly possessions and sign their lives over to him. They start a commune in an island away from U.S. law where they are forced to give up their individuality.
"Let that be the last killing. I am tired of it! We are the Enlightened Ones, not the grim reapers. We were meant to evolve. There is still more to live for, but we’ll never know about it unless we do everything we can to stay alive" --"Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah
by Justine Bateman May 03, 2013
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That moment of mental clarity that can only be achieved by 'blowing your load' or 'shooting your bolt'. A lot of honest internal dialogue can be had with yourself in these moments....shame it doesn't last very long.

AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E
'Damn, last night I got post ejaculatory enlightenment..... and you're right...... she was a pig!'
by The Urban Keats October 24, 2007
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an environmental movement/group/cult that holds leprechauns and three leaf clovers in high regard as they tie in to their theory about solving the global warming crisis.
the People of the Natural Enlightenment partake in environmental workshops to clean the earth
by ezohar April 22, 2009
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