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Enforcement Clerk

Uneducated douch that thinks his car is fast. (Also See Ricer, MAN CLERK)Looks at Christmas Lights while topless with other men. Should consider /
JChfc80 you are such an "Enforcement Clerk" , why don't you go get me some coffee. "Enforcement Clerk " Man Secretary
Enforcement Clerk by R.Fox December 21, 2008
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xbox enforcement team

Eugene’s that live in there mothers basement and ban innocent Xbox players to make them selfs feel better
Man those damn Xbox enforcement team people banned me again

i support law enforcement bumper stickers 

i support law enforcement bumper stickers bumper stickers found on car bumpers and car windows is a way to show support law enforcement but also a slap in the face for police brutality victims
dude you have i support law enforcement bumper stickers on your car window
man what about my i support law enforcement bumper stickers
dude those i support law enforcement bumper stickers on your car window is a slap in the face for police brutality victims
man i never thought of it that way a i support law enforcement bumper stickers being a slap in the face police brutality victims i will be more courteous next time

Law Enforcement Mustache 

Most cops seem to believe they will get more respect if they grow a "Law Enforcement Mustache." It's a great accessory to wrap-around and/or Top Gun style sunglasses.

When you see the Law Enforcement Mustache, you know to stop playing around.

The Law Enforcement Mustache is not to be confused with the "Football Coach Mustache."
"Damn Tommy, I don't think we're going to get away with a warning because the trooper that pulled us over has a Law Enforcement Mustache."

Internal Monitoring & Enforcement 

IME is a better task force than literally the other 4. I really don't give a fuck what skull thinks but I'd rather be doing the epic gamer moves rather than doing the cringe guarding as A-1, lego recontaining and B-7, or participate in a point and click adventure game as S-9. E-11 is cool I guess.
"Wow is that Internal Monitoring & Enforcement?"
"yes"

southern Enforcement

A scammer, face leaker and little money hungry child who is sacred of his own shadow. Southern uses people and scams little children out of their Christmas money just so he can become rich. You can buy different ranks just to make up a story saying that you ‘abused your commands’. He just wants to create misery for children.
Southern: I am selling administrator for $500 give me your PayPal.
Child with their Christmas money: Sure here.
Southern: Hello new admin.
Child with their Christmas money: (types in chat) Hello guys.
Southern: YOU ABUSED YOUR COMMANDS. (Removes administrator roles)
Child with their Christmas money: Wha- I didn’t. (Looses $500)

Southern Enforcement is money hungry.

Law-Enforcement Officer 

What some Policemen call themselves to sound more professional, fancier, or somehow more important.
-Or because they're ashamed to be cops.

Denotes certain Federal-Agents, Fish & Wildlife Officers, Park-Rangers, Border-Patrol, and other such sworn & commissioned professionals who work in important fields of law-enforcement, but who are not necessarily traditional street-cops.

Also used by those Officers who do not want to thought of, or referred to, as Policemen.

Abbreviated as LEO (singular) or LEO's (plural).
"When a cop calls himself a Law-Enforcement Officer, it's like a garbage-man calling himself a Sanitation-Worker, or a clerk calling herself a Sales-Associate."

"Being a Policeman is an honorable-profession. Nothing is more vital to Public-Safety than the humble street-cop; Be proud of who you are, and of what you do."
Law-Enforcement Officer by goodcop8 December 25, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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