The Enchilada Scale

The ultimate measurement for how attractive someone or something is, it is not just a measure of looks, but also of personally (if you put an enchilada in the microwave, the inside gets hot as well). It is a scale of 1-10 minutes with seconds as well, 3-4 minutes is average)

Hugh Jackman is a solid 8 on The Enchilada Scale. Donald Trump is a 15 second enchilada.

The Enchilada Scale by Enchilada Man March 20, 2019

Chicken Enchilada Soup 

Super good soup that rains down from god, and tastes like poop that went through a very long process.

Yo, Billy just got the Chicken Enchilada Soup

Chicken Enchilada Soup by DaT SuPErMaN December 12, 2018

Mexican Enchilada Slider 

A dirty sexual move and traditional dinner favored by Mexicans.
What is required:

1 Pound of Beef

6 Oz Tabasco HotSauce

1 Obese Mexican Woman

1 6 foot pallet

Between 5-15 friends

A patio 20 feet off the ground

Rope
How to: Obtain fat & aggressive Mexican Woman (usually found in low-income areas, Welfare offices, and at 5 Guys Burgers. Proceed to hire her with going Mexican Hooker rate (10-30$/hr) and lead her to the patio. Tie her up to the pallet (preferably by the Cankles & wrists) using thick 1 1/2 inch Hemp rope, and proceed to stuff the anus and vagina with meat fried in a pan with oil & spices. Then pour the Tabasco Sauce, first on the meat and surrounding areas, then into eyes, ears, nose, and other bodily orifices. Settle your guests to eat with the woman commanded to scream "La Bamba" with the threat of more Tabasco in her eyes should she be off key. Then proceed to enjoy your traditional Mexican dinner with live entertainment. After eating, proceed to push the Mexican woman off of the 20 ft+ patio. No clean up, no worries!

Manuel: Eyyy hefee, we deed da Mexican Enchilada Slider last nighttt. Ewe meesed it mayne.

Jose: Naa mayne. Me and me cousin deed eet to mah wife last nightt. Pretty tight shit hefee.

Mexican Enchilada Slider by Engineer Is a Spy October 15, 2011

slippery enchilada 

When a Mexican male urinates while his penis is inside a vagina.

Jorge surprised Esperanza with a slippery enchilada last night, and Esperanza was left flabbergasted.

slippery enchilada by Whodi Killa November 7, 2013

Sloppy Enchilada 

The act of performing cunnilingus whilst wearing a poncho.

Luca: “Aye bro, how was last night?”

Aron: “Amazing bro! I ate this chick out whilst wearing her friend’s poncho.”

Luca: “Ah yes, the ol’ Sloppy Enchilada.”

Sloppy Enchilada by YTB - Yeah The Boys May 25, 2019

stanky enchilada 

When a girl's Vagina is just getting off of its Menstrual Cycle and it has a repulsive odor emitting from the depths of her body.

Hey bro I was eating out this girl and she had a bad case of stanky enchilada

stanky enchilada by Stankyenchilada November 28, 2015

spicy enchilada 

The act of a girl eating spicy food before doing anal. Therefore, when the

girl gets too exited she shits on the mans penis causing a burning

sensation on the mans genitals similar to the feeling of a spicy enchilada

in your mouth. This maneuver is well known in the southern states

and mexico I.e. Mexicans and illegal immigrants.

Jose screamed, "Ay caramba!" as Catalina gave him a spicy enchilada.

spicy enchilada by mwballzac February 27, 2011