enchantment table

An unknown language spoken by an individual. Usually gibberish.

“Hey man did you hear Playboi Carti rap on that new song?”
“Yeah I did but I couldn’t understand him tho he was speaking Enchantment Table”

by JahsehOnfroyRicardo September 13, 2019

Enchantment Table

1. A block in Minecraft where you can enchant sum shit

2. The untold language no one but the gods can speak.

3. A comeback to when someone is speaking a foreign language. Slightly racist tho.

1. Someone: Whoa, I found fortune III on my Enchantment Table! Ill!

2. Someone 2: (on the phone)╎ ᔑᒲ ᓭ⚍!¡ᒷ∷ ⍑𝙹ℸ ̣ , ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣╎∷ꖎᓭ ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓭᒷ ̇/ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᒲᒷ!
Someone 3: Whoa, did you hear that god on his phone?
Someone 4: Yeah man, he be speakin Enchantment Table.

3. Some foreign dude: *speaks Arabic or something*
Someone 3: Sorry, I don't speak Enchantment Table.
Someone 2: Whoa man, that's a bit racist.

by plsapproveme June 15, 2020

enchanting table

a table on which you enchant your items in (but not limited to) MineCraft

John: What's an enchanting table?
Mike: A table that you enchant things on, idiot

by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020

enchanting table

an ancient language that cant be deciphered or translated

demon : starts speaking enchanting table

brain : were fucking screwed

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR April 08, 2022

Enchantment Table

Used when someone starts talking in a language no one really cares enough to learn (arabic, filipino, or whatever)
Kinda racist tho

Some guy: nagsasalita ka ba ng pilipino?

Some other guy: Sorry bro, I don't speak enchantment table

Pewds: That's racist

by DeliCiel February 01, 2021

Enchantment Table

language used by gods

Charlie: yo did you hear that one kid?
Brent: yea he was speaking enchantment table. he must be a god or something!

by BigGayDaddyIsHereToEatYourFeet October 21, 2019

Minecraft Enchanting Table

The language beyond mortal comprehension, a language preferred by gods.

Person 1: ʖᒷ⍑𝙹ꖎ↸, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸ᓭ!
Person 2: Bro your speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table

by Not_ezekieltem October 11, 2023