A person who refuses to use emoticons in text communication, believing their use to constitute an admission of inarticulateness. Etymology: emoticon + iconoclast
Derivatives: emoticonoclasm, emoticonoclastic
Of course I'm an emoticonoclast; why the shite can't people just express themselves using WORDS?
A brand new pseudo-science that study emoticons .
The principals themes are :
* Syntax
* Morphology
* Conjugation
* Sense of different emoticons
* New ways to use them
Emoticonology is the science that study emoticons ;
Here's some new uses for emoticons proposed by emoticonologistes :
"Man , i've been >:-(ed with this guy XD ."
"What a <3able cat :) ."
Laura: "I was like all :) and then you ;) so gave you a :* which made you get all >:) so the next thing you know I am :O your \o and you said you were going to :P my (@)now I feel all :D"
Jason: "Stop being so emoticonotional and come see me"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.