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emoticonophobic

A person that neither uses nor appreciates the use of emoticons in texts or emails.
"Jimmy hates when I use ;-) in my text messages...he must be emoticonophobic".
emoticonophobic by Trixie Jones August 12, 2009

emoticonoclast 

A person who refuses to use emoticons in text communication, believing their use to constitute an admission of inarticulateness. Etymology: emoticon + iconoclast

Derivatives: emoticonoclasm, emoticonoclastic
Of course I'm an emoticonoclast; why the shite can't people just express themselves using WORDS?
emoticonoclast by LukeT September 15, 2007

emoticonology 

A brand new pseudo-science that study emoticons .
The principals themes are :
* Syntax
* Morphology
* Conjugation
* Sense of different emoticons
* New ways to use them
Emoticonology is the science that study emoticons ;
Here's some new uses for emoticons proposed by emoticonologistes :
"Man , i've been >:-(ed with this guy XD ."
"What a <3able cat :) ."
emoticonology by Iluvalar January 11, 2008

emoticonotional

1: of or relating to emoticons
2: excessive use of emoticons
Laura: "I was like all :) and then you ;) so gave you a :* which made you get all >:) so the next thing you know I am :O your \o and you said you were going to :P my (@)now I feel all :D"

Jason: "Stop being so emoticonotional and come see me"
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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