Emo: I love girls and boys!! Yay me, be my friend now?
normal person:stfu stop pretending you emosexual fool
normal person:stfu stop pretending you emosexual fool
by Tory A. February 2, 2008
A sexual preference pretaining to androgenous looking individuals with long (possibly curley) hair, skin tight pants and shirts, an obsession with black or dull colored clothing, and who are excessivly sad or mopey.
Guy 1: Dude, look at all those emosexuals waiting on line to buy Twilight, what a bunch of tools.
Guy 2: I know, they should have just reserved their copy a month ago like I did.
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: I know, they should have just reserved their copy a month ago like I did.
Guy 1: What?!
by SnooksOnFire March 20, 2009
Conner Oberst: "What's wrong dude?"
Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"
Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."
Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."
Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"
Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."
Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."
by scott July 1, 2004
Emosexual- Early to late teens who want to be different in the same way as others and still thinks sad black clothing is what it takes. They think they are hard done by when they are expected to do nothing more then basic requirements of schooling and society. “this is hard so its mean and I don’t want to do it so I won’t and I’m not going to tell you why cause you should know”
They are fucking lazy people that consider anything that requires any effort to be too hard even if it is to switch their brain on when they open their eyes in the morning. They have sex because someone else says they should regardless of who it is or who they are already with. No self respect or moral code including lack of honour, respect, or loyalty to anyone that isn’t as brain fucked as them.
They are fucking lazy people that consider anything that requires any effort to be too hard even if it is to switch their brain on when they open their eyes in the morning. They have sex because someone else says they should regardless of who it is or who they are already with. No self respect or moral code including lack of honour, respect, or loyalty to anyone that isn’t as brain fucked as them.
I am Emosexual because I’m so sad that I can’t be bothered to try a smile. Being so sad makes me feel sad so I might fuck someone of the same sex then regret it so I can be sad for a reason and tell everyone that I’m no good so they can be sad for me but then I’m not different anymore…That makes me sad!, I might cut myself this time then get upset about the attention I get due to my attention seeking actions!!
by Dad of Emo May 7, 2007
One who claims to be attracted to the same sex without any homosexual tendencies.
An emosexual is a male/female who although not bi-sexual pretends to be in order to create emo controversy and confusion around ones self.
An emosexual is a male/female who although not bi-sexual pretends to be in order to create emo controversy and confusion around ones self.
oh baby i'm so emosexual.
by Nancy Boy March 21, 2004
1. One who participates in sexual intercourse with emo kids
2. One who has sexual intercourse and cries afterwards.
2. One who has sexual intercourse and cries afterwards.
1. The emosexual thrust his member into the teenage girl's mouth, knocking her thick-rimmed glasses right off her face.
2. After Bill got fucked in the ass, he realized Mark wasn't the one for him and like an emosexual cried his eyes out.
2. After Bill got fucked in the ass, he realized Mark wasn't the one for him and like an emosexual cried his eyes out.
by Tobey March 19, 2004
Emosexual - Noun. Refers to a person of any gender who can only become sexually aroused in the presence of whining. Telltale signs include: all black ensemble, heavy white make-up covering up as well as contributing to a LOT of acne, facial piercings, eyeball piercings, genital piercings, anal piercings, etc. The more painful the location of the piercing, the more likely you have found an emosexual. In the wild the emosexual is often found listening to wrist-cutting music in her suburban home, going to wrist-cutting musical performances, and talking about how all emosexuals are better than everyone smarter, prettier and with better social skills than they have.
Emosexual hair generally looks designed to get its wearer pummeled by jocks, sociopaths, and basically any person within viewing range with any sense of aesthetic decency.
There is no known medical cure for the emosexual, however therapies that have succeeded in the past include: maturing emotionally past the age of eight, getting a reasonably well-paying job after college and turning into a yuppie, and successful wrist-cutting.
Emosexual hair generally looks designed to get its wearer pummeled by jocks, sociopaths, and basically any person within viewing range with any sense of aesthetic decency.
There is no known medical cure for the emosexual, however therapies that have succeeded in the past include: maturing emotionally past the age of eight, getting a reasonably well-paying job after college and turning into a yuppie, and successful wrist-cutting.
*A seventeen year old boy sits at a table in the cafeteria. His face is covered in pancake makeup. He writes with heavy tears streaming down his acne-scarred, piercing-riddled face*
Guy 1: Woah, man. What's wrong with that guy? Did his dog get shot?
Guy 2: Oh him? His parents bought him an iphone for Christmas and paid for the Prince Albert he wanted. He said he's writing deep existential poetry about how his life feels empty now that he can't complain about his parents.
Guy 1: Fucking emosexuals.
Guy 1: Woah, man. What's wrong with that guy? Did his dog get shot?
Guy 2: Oh him? His parents bought him an iphone for Christmas and paid for the Prince Albert he wanted. He said he's writing deep existential poetry about how his life feels empty now that he can't complain about his parents.
Guy 1: Fucking emosexuals.
by Timmy Gunderson February 9, 2011