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Emo Kitty 

A Fat Cat (usually calico) that does nothing but eat, sleep, and act anti-social. When it gets scared, (usually from trash bags and loud noises) it hides underneath a bed and stay there until the cat thinks that it is gone. This can take several hours.
Brad: Lulu! Stop acting like such an emo kitty!
Lulu: Meow..
Brad: Mom! Lulu is cutting herself again!
Emo Kitty by Pagels March 27, 2010
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Emo Kitten

When you feel like talking in the third person, and you feel like using words not often used in common everyday language to express your feelings. Emo kitten does not like, it approves of. Emo kitten does not get confused, it can become perplexed. Emo kitten is not curious, it is inquisitive. And etc. etc. etc.
1.) Walk into a room where a group of people suddenly burst out laughing

Me: *cocks head slightly* "Emo kitten is perplexed."

2.) Friend: "Dude! Check out this hot chick I hooked up with last night!" *shows picture*

Me: "Emo kitten approves." ^_^
Emo Kitten by Jamakal June 19, 2010

emokittyprincess 

A term used to describe hot women, usually ones with alternative fashion preferences.
“Did you see Chloe at the library earlier today?”
Yes! Her outfit was so cool, and she looked so good.”
“I know, she’s such an emokittyprincess.”
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026