by [x][a][m][y][x] January 01, 2006
A Fat Cat (usually calico) that does nothing but eat, sleep, and act anti-social. When it gets scared, (usually from trash bags and loud noises) it hides underneath a bed and stay there until the cat thinks that it is gone. This can take several hours.
Brad: Lulu! Stop acting like such an emo kitty!
Lulu: Meow..
Brad: Mom! Lulu is cutting herself again!
Lulu: Meow..
Brad: Mom! Lulu is cutting herself again!
by Pagels March 27, 2010