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emo grass 

Me: i wish i had emo grass
Dude: why?
Me: cuz it cuts itself
emo grass by darkblackdove June 11, 2006
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emo grass 

grass that sees the gras on the other side of the fence as greener, so in turn cuts itself witout a lawnmower.
"I wish my grass was "emo grass" so it would cut itself"
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im also "emo" but dont cut myself
just a good laugh, somthing we should all do
emo grass by Fyil September 25, 2006
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Emo Grass 

Grass that literally cuts itself!!!
Han: Hey Paul look your grass cut itself isnt that cool.
Paul: Yeah its called Emo Grass its really cool i wake up and my lawns cut perfect.

emo glasses 

Glasses with thick black frames, worn by people that don't actually need glasses, Make Skinny girls look hot in a hot-librarian-loves-the-cock kind of way. Makes fat girls think they look like hot Librarians when they actually look more like Ugly-bitter-librarian- feigning-originality-with-ugly-glasses. Emo Glasses Help skinny boys turn their skinnyness into a "thing" and subsequently gets them laid. Makes Fat boys look like Drew Carey.
"the hot one with the emoglasses next to the fat bitch in the emo glasses"
emo glasses by Happelshmatz September 3, 2005

emo glasses 

Thick, black-rimmed "nerd" glasses that make women look incredibly sexy
"That girl in the emo glasses is so fucking hot; I just want to blow my load all over them."
emo glasses by Conan Troutman August 8, 2003

Emo glasses 

Thick framed geek glasses. Buddy Holly wore these. Just because I wear them doesn't mean I'm emo! So don't judge a person by their glasses.
Emokid: Are you emo, because you're wearing emo glasses.
Me: Hell no.
Emo glasses by xRaex April 30, 2006

emo glasses 

Very ugly, thick, black glasses worn by trendy fans of emo music. They resemble traditional "nerd" glasses and many emo fans think it's cool to pretend that they are nerds because they think they are being nonconformist. However, since emos now make up the vast majority of people on planet earth, doing so is very conformist and insulting to real nerds who toil endlessly to keep your computers working.
Look at that guy with the emo glasses, he listens to trendy crap music.
emo glasses by cm August 26, 2004
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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