someone who lied to and manipulated people to get what they want, they also copy peoples personalities and let their cousin tell them what to think.
person 1: did you hear what emo_garden_frog’s new playlist is?
person 2: no, what is it?
person 1: it’s about how they don’t care about their friend’s s/o
person 2: well, they cared enough to make them a playlist
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).