embroad 

A word that symbolises a journey that must be made that is often epic and rarely boring.

Nath, we must embroad on this journey to chester !

embroad by Alex the chosen one December 20, 2013

Embroid Rage

Noun - term used to describe the ailment of a man, usually of the douchy variety, that is wearing an excessive amount of embroidery designs on his shirt/jeans.

Did you see all of the crazyness that was on that guy's shirt at the nickelback concert?

Yeah, he was really suffering from embroid rage.

Embroid Rage by bucknroses July 8, 2010

embroassing 

When your girlfriend/wife makes you do or say something in front of your bros to show that you have a girlfriend.

She is embroassing.

Often accompanied by baby talk or something mooshy, and when she thinks you are in the presence of other girls.

*On the phone*
Girlfriend: "Ok boobiebaby I Love you"

Boyfriend: "You too"

Girlfriend: "What? say it"

Boyfriend: *quietly* "I love you too"

Girlfriend: "You Love me too what?"

Boyfriend: "I love you too boobiebaby"

*Click*

Boyfriend says to his bros: "god damn she is so embroassing."

embroassing by Almighty Sandwich September 15, 2009

embroidery 

A traditional art form that involves using a needle and thread to put decorative designs on fabric. Nowadays it is most often done with a machine to put the logos of shitty sports teams on hats.

(not to be confused with cross stitch)

Ronald: Wow Annie I love the design on that hoodie you're wearing
Annie: Thanks its embroidered
Ronald: That's awesome embroidery is such an underappreciated art form that needs more recognition

embroidery by ceebee-bruh November 24, 2022

Anal Embroidery

Where someone has a cut on their skin, and someone takes a shit on the cut.
After a while of the scabbing, the shit is stained underneath the skin, like a shit tattoo. Anal Embroidery.

Jake: Hey! Where'd you get that rad tattoo?!
James: My ex gave it to me! She had a Butter Chicken and was firing like a fucking machine gun!
Jake: Oh! Anal Embroidery!

Anal Embroidery by pixel135 May 27, 2013

Embrodery 

The act of weaving "bro" words into an otherwise normal conversation as an outlet for latent homosexuality.

Dude, is that chick a bro call?

Hey man, check out that bro call, straight ahead.

Shut up with all of that embrodery, I am not in to that.

Embrodery by 999999999999999999999999999999 April 3, 2009

Embroidered

What’s left of someone you used to know.

The way they used to hold me, compliment me, tell me they loved me, it’s all still there, it will never leave.

It’s embroidered in me.

They way they hit me, threw insults so easily, brought me down any chance they could. It’s all still there, it will never leave.

It’s embroidered in me.

1:I love being around you, your presence always improves my mood.
You: thank you

2: you’re a waste of space, your presence is a bother and burden.
You: I’m sorry

It stay’s with you forever, embroidered in you.

Embroidered by Enluvwhee March 25, 2023