elfcest

When two elves who are related go into the bedroom and put the elf peen in the elf vag.

What are you doing, elf bro! This is elfcest! Get your elf peen our of elf sis’s elf vag! It’s illegal everywhere except for Alabama!

elfcest by Daddy Claus December 25, 2021

elfcentrate 

When something is so hard, even a christmas elf would need to turn the music off to concentrate.
Synonym for a christmas elf turning the music off cause he/she is concetrating.

Boah it was so hard I needed to elfcentrate.

Pssst can't u hear?
What?
No christmas music! She must really elfcentrate!

elfcentrate by elfsek November 28, 2024