elevenitis

Just exceeding the limit of the number of items you can carry in the 10-items-or-less section of the grocer or convenience store, symptoms include: mild distress and possible confusion. The only known cures are to either sacrifice an item to bring the number of items down to ten or to insist to the cashier that you only have ten items.

"Damn, that extra tube of toothpaste means elevenitis... but I can't sacrifice anything... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!....."

"I'm telling you, there's only TEN items that I have... you're seeing wrong..... IT WAS A CONCEPTUAL ERROR!!!"

elevenitis by My name is "me shooting you in the head" unimportant December 14, 2008

elevention 

When you have so much attention directed to someone or something. As noted in Rhett and links textpert rap battle

I've got so much attention on the road I've got an elevention.

elevention by GaryOak9681 January 1, 2015

eleventyseven

a pop punk trio from South Carolina. The band consists of
Matt Langston (Guitar and Vocals)
Caleb Satterfield (Bass and BVGs)
Jon Stephens (Drums and BVGs)

They have released two cds to date:
The Land Of Fake Believe (2006)
Galactic Conquest (2007)

and have released two music videos one of which is called Myspace.

Eleventyseven is your favorite band and you didn't even know it!

eleventyseven by Galacticagirl March 29, 2008

eleventyseven

offspring of a unicorn and a robotstronaut who met after an galactic battle to save the universe from evil chocolate flavored peeps

eleventyseven frolics through the land of fake believe

eleventyseven by Galacticagirl March 28, 2008

Eleventies

The term that will probably come to define the latest decade, from 2010 to 2019. This is due to the word's already infamous cultural significance among geek kind, see eleventy . Another chance for the internet kind to overwhelm popular culture with our nonsensical whimsical ways.

Back in the Eighties , Nineties and the Noughties I was a nobody, now in the Eleventies I can become a somebody!

Eleventies by MikeSynonymous January 30, 2010

Anytwo five elevennis? 

A common query in Victor Borge's inflationary language, in which all words with numbers in them have that number "increased" by one. A sentence like "You look wonderful tonight" becomes "You look twoderful threenight". "Anytwo five elevennis?" therefore translates into regular English as "Anyone for tennis?"

When we got to the country club, I was deflnined to see that the golf course was closed until Threesday, five I had really looked fiveward to hitting a hole in two. Luckily, my twoderful friend Knine pointed out that the elevennis court had opened at one o'clock noon. I was so thrilled that I gave her a high six and said "Anytwo five elevennis?"

Anytwo five elevennis? by Alex-2598 April 6, 2021

elementist 

racism and/or discrimination against the elements of the Periodic Table.

Teacher: Hydrogen is a special element. Why is it special?

Student: That is extremely elementist, sir. It would make all the other elements feel sad

elementist by thecooldudette November 22, 2009