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elephant sneeze,sneezing elephant 

Slang term used to describe the act of male ejaculation wherein the male`s penis is unable to reach and/or maintain a full erection,but is nonetheless capable of producing a normal,or near normal,ejaculatory episode.During an episode of "elephant sneeze" most men reported reaching normal/near-normal climax(orgasm) in conjunction with their ejaculation.A benign,transient side effect of normal male aging caused in part by decreased testosterone levels.Frequency of male partial erectile ejaculation seems confined to the mastubatory act with most men being symptom free while engaging in intercourse.-- "Elephant Sneeze" is similar to(but different from) the condition referred to as a

semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.
Example of Elephant Sneeze,Sneezing Elephant in patient`s medical record:Patient presents as normal,healthy 50 yr old white male,moderately obese,appearing alert and in good spirits.SOAP: Subjective:Patient complains of erectile difficulties stating "Doc,my wanger is not getting all the way normal hard.When I pleasure myself it`s the old "ELEPHANT SNEEZE" (sl. ejac. w/partial erection).

"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"
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elephant clicking

When a technical person (developer, engineer, scientist, et al.) uses a UI tool to solve a problem instead of the command line or underlying program.

The 'elephant' comes from the PostgreSQL elephant and the many related SQL GUI clients that allow developers to avoid using SQL from the command line for queries. However, this phrase is not limited to PostgreSQL and can refer to any other GUI or related to tool that allows a user to click around to find their way.

This phrase originated at Even Financial, an incomparable Fintech company in the heart of NYC.
Alex: I use the debugger to step-through my code when there's unexpected behavior.

Ross: STOP ELEPHANT CLICKING, YOU ELEPHANT CLICKER!!!

elephant walk 

you were sent here hy not what you think
do not look up elephant walk on urban dictionary

elephant tickle

The act of reaching one's arm between a friend, colleague, enemy, or superior's legs from behind, and tickling their bellybutton. Meant to provide the recipient with extreme discomfort.
Example: "Hey man, your boss looks upset. You should give him an elephant tickle to brighten his day."
elephant tickle by floppyblumpkins October 14, 2013

Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer 

Briggsy has, over time, developed the unique talent of being able to communicate with the largest living land animals through the use of his incredibly deep voice which has an expansive range of between 300-600km. He has honed this ability onto preying on any women over 16st in weight. It is rumoured that his deep tones have attractive qualities for these women, so they are easily lured into his miniscule frame.
What's that rumbling? the ground is starting to shake...is it the sound of Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer luring his pie eating salad dodgers or is it a herd of the fat 'meat-wagons' travelling to his lair?

tiny elephant 

tiny elephant is the old version and true version of an arianator. this is the fandom of Ariana Grande who is sweet talented loving and beautiful
Person 1: you're an arianator?
Person 2: yeah (:
Person 1: awh that's cute I'm a tiny elephant
tiny elephant by Ariana Gomez April 2, 2014

elephant seal 

A slimy, desperate, perverted old man who seeks younger, more vulnerable mates. A dirty, loser man. The male equivalent of a cougar.

In nature, elephant seals have harums, in which one alpha male denies all other males access to the group. The non-alpha males are known to chill around the group, waiting to mount any young seal who strays from the pack.
"Ewww, Betty! The elephant seal at 3 o'clock is totally checking you out!"
"OMG! Jane is dating a total elephant seal. He's old enough to be her great-grandfather."