a place where young children are bred to become sluts and assholes, and where every kid has a cell phone and looses their virginity at the age of 8.
by derpderpderpityderp March 30, 2011
Bobby was fat in elementary school, and was bullied everyday. Today in High School, he is the top varsity football player and a friend of everyone.
by porn! May 26, 2005
The name given to Grades 1-5, in elementary school, people would learn basics about Science, Social Studies, Language Arts, Math, and Physical Education. Occasionally, certain school will have Religion as a subject and/or Spanish (although these two subjects are not common). For many people, elementary school is considered the only portion of your education that won't be an aboslote hell. Teachers would usually be nice, your fellow classmates won't be a bunch of assholes, and your school will try to make learning "fun".
Surviving elementary school isn't too hard, (depending on when you went to elementary school). Honestly if you want to survive and not get turned into a punching bag, you would want to be pretty fast, how fast you run is very helpful in elementary school, your running speed can also determine how popular you will be. Pokemon cards will also be handy to have, you would want to be ready if a kid was to come up to you with a Rayquaza in their hand.
Elementary school is really the only "fun" part of your student career (that is if you don't count college). I'm sure lots of people remember when they went to the computer lab and managed to beat "Run 2" without dying a single time, or when someone roasted a kid and everyone went mental.
By the way, elementary school isn't hard to graduate from, if you can't graduate Elementary school, good luck getting a job
Surviving elementary school isn't too hard, (depending on when you went to elementary school). Honestly if you want to survive and not get turned into a punching bag, you would want to be pretty fast, how fast you run is very helpful in elementary school, your running speed can also determine how popular you will be. Pokemon cards will also be handy to have, you would want to be ready if a kid was to come up to you with a Rayquaza in their hand.
Elementary school is really the only "fun" part of your student career (that is if you don't count college). I'm sure lots of people remember when they went to the computer lab and managed to beat "Run 2" without dying a single time, or when someone roasted a kid and everyone went mental.
By the way, elementary school isn't hard to graduate from, if you can't graduate Elementary school, good luck getting a job
"Dude, remember back when we were in elementary school"?
"Yeah man, elementary school was the shit back in the day"
"Yeah man, elementary school was the shit back in the day"
by Jacksomeguy May 18, 2017
Pretty much the last time you will actually have any fun in school before you are off the high school. Enjoy it while you can because high school is an absolute shithole
by No_Quarter_for_them February 13, 2021
Mom: how was your first day at Elementary school jimmy?
Jimmy: (pulls out recorder) hOt CrOsS BUns
Mom:ah shit-
Jimmy: (pulls out recorder) hOt CrOsS BUns
Mom:ah shit-
by Uncookedcactus July 4, 2019
Elementary schools vary among areas. Some you get suspended for bringing plastic knives outside. By fifth grade, Every girl is a slut and every boy is still innocent until 6th grade where the shit kicks in. In other words, it's better than middle school.
Also every mark you get is based on behaviour and not how smart you are.
Also every mark you get is based on behaviour and not how smart you are.
Teacher:"Billy, how was the science fair project?"
Kid: "it was good! I made an electric motor an-"
Teacher: "Well it's not a competition anymore!. Some kids might feel bad, and by
the way this is an English mark. Not science."
Elementary school was gay, man.
Kid: "it was good! I made an electric motor an-"
Teacher: "Well it's not a competition anymore!. Some kids might feel bad, and by
the way this is an English mark. Not science."
Elementary school was gay, man.
by Siamese tumour child June 18, 2013
Generally grades K-5, although some schools do it K-6. A place filled with overly nice teachers who treat u like ur fuckin 5. Birthdays are overrated here. Literally doesn’t prepare u at all for middle school so it’s tuff
by Oof_Dani_Swimmer March 11, 2018