Electric Banana 

A sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily interaction during masturbation or sexual intercourse. It is more commonly known as dildo.

"Where's my electric banana."

"I don't know."

"Sure you don't."

"What is that meant to mean."

"It means you do not have an electric banana. It means you're desperate. It means you can't get a man to put his cock in your pussy."

"For your information I have been screwing your boyfriend every night this month."

"You bitch!"

Electric Banana by Shaun R. Palmer January 2, 2008

electric banana 

When a man sticks his penis into a USB port on a computer.

Jimmy was so lonely Friday night, he gave himself an electric banana.

electric banana by theblackbananamanisback February 11, 2009

Electric Banana 

A photographer whos main purpose in life is to capture your most unattractive moments in a photograph and keep it handy to whip out at the most inappropriate times.

Fuckin Electric Banana..

Electric Banana by Terrorsorous June 9, 2010

electric banana 

at camp y-noah in clinton, ohio the "electric banana" is the awesome electric powered wagon-looking car that Wolfy drives around while delivering pop stop to the units.

"you broke the electric banana!"
"no, no you just push the horn and hit the pedal" (beepbeep)
"is it out of gas?"
"NO!!! ITS ELECTRIC!"

electric banana by brebaby August 14, 2007

Electric Banana 

A dildo used by Asian American women.

The neighbors always know when Kim is using her electric banana.

Electric Banana by Horndiggity June 28, 2019