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He is the sexiest living organism alive. He is so built different that he can give anyone an orgasm by just looking at them. It is rumored that his shlong is 908.2 miles long. He is like a modern Gandhi, he is so wholesome that he gave away 50 miles of his shlong to sad people with small penises like Mama's boy. Ting Tao may be Jesus himself but El Pepe is god himself.
The idiot who doesn't know THE EL PEPE, "Yo who's that handsome stud with the massive shlong?"
The genius who does know THE EL PEPE, "Oh, it's just THE EL PEPE."
EL PEPE by Ting Tao April 27, 2021
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A word that means its good, It also means that it was exciting and satifying
That was El pepe
El Pepe by Big_Dick_boi123 February 18, 2021
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That el pepe ran through the fence
el pepe by Ivy Watson November 6, 2020
el pepe is Spanish slang. where it means cocaine
person1:"ยกel pepe el toro es inocente!"
person2:"si"
el pepe by saikokilla January 10, 2021
El Pepe is a Poopalazooka/poopalazookian god. He is the god of love, peace, and war. He will save u from your darkest times and he has the biggest and sweetest heart. He watches over us and keeps us safe. He is the nicest POOPALAZOOKA god and he is always forgiving, saving, and watching us.๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’•โœจ
Ughhh Iโ€™m really going through a tough time rn, Iโ€™m going to pray to el Pepe to make me feel better.๐Ÿ˜
El pepe by CHIWAWA TRENTA March 19, 2021

el pepe doo doo 

An el pepe doo doo is when you break a woman's back so that she gives you head and anal at the same time, also shiting on your dick so wetly that you nut inside of her shit creating a shitty stinky doo doo caca nut ejaculation cum forbidden frosting mixture that you rub on her ass and then give her backshots.
"Hey baby, do you wanna go upstairs and el pepe doo doo?"
el pepe doo doo by ED% September 19, 2022
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