eight year old

A person who loves screening in Fortnite and Xbox love to ruin it and think they are funny, also usually very racist and somehow doing your mother even though you haven’t heard from this cringe child ever. Calling you gay and furry every second and eats Doritos and screams when parents don’t give him the iPad.

Bro, yesterday I met this eight year old on Xbox live and he said he did my mom, but I told him I’m an orphan and he muted!

eight year old by Mr. dickenballs June 27, 2023

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Eight year old boy style

Pulling your pants down to your ankles and resting both hands on your hips while urinating.

Even though I was in a big hurry to piss, I still did it eight year old boy style.

Eight year old boy style by Bird Dogg February 26, 2008

Toxic Eight Year Old

a kid who plays online games. thinks they are a pro fortnite gamer and, quite frankly, ruin all online games. games they play include GTA V and fortnite

Oh wow, NoobMaster69 is being such a toxic eight year old

Toxic Eight Year Old by NacchyBhattalu February 1, 2020

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Eight Year Olds, Dude

1. a quote made popular by John Turturro's character "The Jesus" in The Big Lebowski.

2.(v) exposing yourself to a small child, but only fans of a certain movie will know what you're talking about

1. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Walter Sobchak: Eight year olds, Dude.

2.
Wife: Where have you been Frank?
Frank: Eight Year olds, dude
Wife: whatever you say dear

Jeff Bridges: How've you been man?
Frank: Eight year olds, dude
Jeff Bridges: fuckin aye!

Eight Year Olds, Dude by NobodyFucksWithTheJesus December 27, 2010

Eighty six year old virgin

More than double the age of the 40 year old virgin.

Paul will be an eighty six year old virgin in fifty something more years.

Eighty six year old virgin by Solid Mantis May 1, 2017

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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