eight year old 

A person who loves screening in Fortnite and Xbox love to ruin it and think they are funny, also usually very racist and somehow doing your mother even though you haven’t heard from this cringe child ever. Calling you gay and furry every second and eats Doritos and screams when parents don’t give him the iPad.

Bro, yesterday I met this eight year old on Xbox live and he said he did my mom, but I told him I’m an orphan and he muted!

eight year old by Mr. dickenballs June 27, 2023

Eight year old boy style

Pulling your pants down to your ankles and resting both hands on your hips while urinating.

Even though I was in a big hurry to piss, I still did it eight year old boy style.

Eight year old boy style by Bird Dogg February 26, 2008

Toxic Eight Year Old 

a kid who plays online games. thinks they are a pro fortnite gamer and, quite frankly, ruin all online games. games they play include GTA V and fortnite

Oh wow, NoobMaster69 is being such a toxic eight year old

Toxic Eight Year Old by NacchyBhattalu February 1, 2020

Eight Year Olds, Dude 

1. a quote made popular by John Turturro's character "The Jesus" in The Big Lebowski.

2.(v) exposing yourself to a small child, but only fans of a certain movie will know what you're talking about

1. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Walter Sobchak: Eight year olds, Dude.

2.
Wife: Where have you been Frank?
Frank: Eight Year olds, dude
Wife: whatever you say dear

Jeff Bridges: How've you been man?
Frank: Eight year olds, dude
Jeff Bridges: fuckin aye!

Eight Year Olds, Dude by NobodyFucksWithTheJesus December 27, 2010

Eighty six year old virgin 

More than double the age of the 40 year old virgin.

Paul will be an eighty six year old virgin in fifty something more years.

Eighty six year old virgin by Solid Mantis May 1, 2017