egobesity 

A more than average self-esteem or self-importance

Egobesity is a growing problem among the rich and privileged kids of today.

That Justin Bieber is so egobese! Ewww!

egobesity by Gerry the Berry April 24, 2013

Eyebesity 

Big o fat ass eyes poppin out the front of ones head.

That bitch got the eyebesity.

Eyebesity by ROBEMAN January 2, 2018